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My Favorites Always one to enjoy a good chuckle, I prefer the humor of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

If you want a good chortle, or maybe a guffaw try PYTHONLINE the quintessential Python site. Or maybe you would just like to ABUSE someone, or even yourself (sorry, towels NOT provided). Better yet, DONATE those unused or extra body parts to your favorite person or barnyard animal. You can even donate your naughty bits (which is where I got my screen name). Lastly, if you are sick of your everyday, run-of-the-mill astrological sign, feel free to pick a new one. You have such choices as Hedgehog, wanker, or Spam. Speaking of Spam, and how could one not, you can even join the Spam Club.

Show pride in your favorite canned meat by ordering Spamtastic items. Shirts, hats, towels, you name it, it is for the asking (well, buying) at the Spam Store. . Are you as sick as I am at always sending your online friends and lovers, the same old virtual hugs, virtual flowers, virtual spam?? Then I have the answer for you. Simply become a DUMPSTER DIVER . It's really quite easy. Just dive right in and find that special something for that special someone. From Shaun Cassidy 8-tracks to various knick-knacks, you can't go wrong when you are trying to send that special message. Music good. Forgetting lyrics bad. SO, in order to be good, here is a link to the International Lyrics Server . With lyrics to over 91,000 songs, you should be able to find what you need. You can do searches by artist or lyric. One of my favorite hobbies is cooking and sometimes you just can't find that recipe or an idea for something out of the ordinary. Well, you may ask, Scott, what does that have to do with this page? Well, I'll tell you. With over 30,000 recipes, you can find out how to cook everything from octopus to couscous. BBQ, ethnic, camping, beverages, and spam. Just click here to make your mouth water. Want to "play the market"? Make big bucks? Invest in society? All at the same time? Then you want the ROGUE MARKET . At the Rogue Market, instead of investing in companies, you invest in people. Movie stars, TV stars, sports figures, even the dead. You start with $10,000 and there is no limit on what you can earn. Then, take your winnings to the AUCTION and bid on fabulous prizes. Are you a Trekkie? Want your computer to look and sound like your favorite Star Trek episode or movie? Then you want THIS PLACE, WHOSE NAME ELUDES ME, there you can find themes, wavs, and icons ALL in the Star Trek motif. People are butchering the King's English, so, I'm putting in a link for an ONLINE DICTIONARY. Don't ever be afraid to use it. How about some more Monty Python? One can never have too much Python, so Im including a link where you can find a few MONTY PYTHON SKETCHES . Here is an excerpt from the Famous Parrot sketch, in WAV form. Parrot Sketch .